Watchin' 'Em Shake Those Tambourines

relahvant:

majestic

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

- Professionals

- Frat buds

- Children

I don’t understand why sex is more shocking than violence.
Lea Seydoux talking about American films (via aurorium)

mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
awwww-cute:

A local husky rescue organization just posted this adorable photo

awwww-cute:

A local husky rescue organization just posted this adorable photo

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

leonardodicrapio:

leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

electricr0se:

I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space.
Marilyn Monroe (via slapping)